About to visit your family for a Chrismakah party and, on your way out the door, you realize: no gift. What do you do?

Introducting the Skype Journal Labs Last Minute Privacy Shield.

It's simple, affordable, and stylish. It shows you are plugged in to the public policy implications of our interconnected lifestyle. It demonstrates you care about your giftee's confidentiality, privacy, and digital identity. Recycled from recycled paper, so it is uberecofriendly. And it folds nicely on the way to the party.

Variations: You may decorate your privacy shield with stickers, colors, or a collage of other people's faces you cut from a magazine or download from the web. You may also choose bags of different sizes and from different stores: a Tesco bag says one thing, a Nordstrom bag says another.

Lessons Learned: 1. Do not attempt with plastic bags. Really. 2. Use a clean bag never used to carry fish.

The Ultimate Voice Coach - Learn To Sing Like A Star! (2005)

Do you always turn up your microphone volume? Do people keep asking you to speak up? to speak more clearly? Then you might need The Ultimate Voice Coach, singing lessons from Gary Catona and Ron Anderson, Voice Coaches to the Stars!

Your voice will be so strong, they'll hear you even without a connection!

Caution: May lead to Skypeoke (said sky-pee-oh-kee): uncontrolled singing over Skype to perfect strangers, to friends, and to work colleagues. See also: Karaoke Blogging from Germany.

I've already been Skyped by a radio game show, Swedes testing Americans on their geography knowledge (e.g. "On which continent is Sweden?"). Ready for fame? Warm up your singing voice. And set your status to "Skype Me!"

According to the Slut-O-Meter, a search on Skype gives a "Promiscuity: 12.34% (3800000 / 30800000)". This is the difference between the number of results Google returns with and without "safe-search" turned on. Other results:

• VoIP: 0.64%.
• Vonage: 2.08%.
• Voit: 3.1%.
• Phil Wolff: 3.1%.
• TiVo: 9.49%.
• Bill Campbell: 12.26% (yay, Bill!).

Voit, a popular sports equipment brand, is catching up on VoIP according to Blogpulse. It also seems to be stealing mindshare from Vonage.

Smile! You're on Skype!

Nothing makes up for bad lighting or last year's camera like lightbulb-bright teeth. These Crest Premium White Strips bring you whiter teeth in just two weeks! Just in time for the holidays!

You'll look better on Skype with Crest!

The phone rings and - suddenly you're on camera! Guys can get ready for formal calls with a good clip-on necktie. This Orange and Navy Stripe Clip-on Tie (extra long) goes with almost any shirt and clips in seconds! A great gift for college students looking for work and for telecommuters working in their pajamas. More options on eBay.