Phil Wolff’s 67 Reckless Predictions for 2010
By Phil Wolff, on December 30th, 2009
30 NO, 24 YES, and a bunch of DON’T KNOWs.
- A hot stranger will IM something inappropriate to you. (NO. Skype’s new filtering technology has been surprisingly good in 2010.)
- Skype‘s SilverLakeification will be complete, with a very short leash on strategy and operations at first. (YES)
- Skype will serve 125 billion minutes of calls. (DON’T KNOW)
- Second Life will serve 20 billion minutes of calls. (DON’T KNOW)
- Oprah’s television show will end as scheduled in 2011; lots of Skype calls in 2010 leading to the finale as former guests make cameo appearances, holding out for a spot on Oprah’s last (highest-rated-ever) episode. (NO. Oprah switches to Cisco.)
- "The Tyra Banks Show" will end as scheduled in 2010. Nobody will Skype in. (YES)
- UK police will allege terrorists use Skype (like everyone else). Parliament will demand the PM bring Skype under control. (NO. Surprisingly quiet on that front after previous lobbying.)
- Skype 5.x will offer multiparty video. (YES)
- Skype 5.x will offer team features. (NO)
- Someone will attend a family funeral via Skype video. And forget they are on camera. (DON’T KNOW)
- Skype will release a "naked Skype" public beta. This Skype engine, no user interface, will be free/cheap. Hardware developers will like it; web developers won’t. (NO/YES. SkypeKit released as a publicly-announced invitation-only limited private Beta program. Who’d have thought?)
- Skypecasts will still be offline. (YES)
- Facebook will add voice to chat. (NO. Despite partnering with Skype on directory services for “finding Skype friends in Facebook.)
- Skype for Business will account for ten percent of Skype sales. (DON’T KNOW)
- Nortel changes its name to Avaya. Or avice aversa. (NO. Assets sold to Avaya, Ericsson, Genband, Ciena, Kapsch; none keep the Nortel brand.)
- The world economy will continue to suck. An American commercial real estate crisis will reinvigorate the Great Recession. Good news for Skype as more people work from home. (YES)
- 24‘s eighth season will feature Cisco’s new midrange video conferencing. (NO. Still just the highest end Telepresence products.)
- Skype won’t offer a "Login with Skype" service. (YES)
- Vampires still won’t Skype. (YES)
- Tencent will buy ICQ for its non-China userbase. Skype won’t. (NO)
- Google Talk will add multiparty video with On2 inside, and become a standard part of the Google office suite. (NO)
- Skypers post thousands of videos of Skype calls on YouTube, thanks to recording software. Jeremy Hague’s Vodburner outpaces Pamela as the bestselling Skype add in. (DON’T KNOW)
- The US student loan crisis ($700 billion outstanding) strains consumer lending. (YES)
- Skype starts a post-SIP standards discussion about communications protocols for the 21st century. (NO. No public discussion or progress on the ViPR protocols.)
- Avaya will make Skype for SIP the default setting for new switches they sell. (NO. At least not yet.)
- Skype manages to get a television commercial on the air. (NO. Waiting for new members of the UK Advertising Standards Authority?)
- China’s troubled economy will boost Skype usage when families can’t afford to travel home for the Lunar New Year. (DON’T KNOW)
- A team will talk for 200 hours in an uninterrupted Skype-to-Skype call. (NO)
- Wi-Fi phones will ship with Skype SILK inside. (YES. See Grandstream.)
- Six former Skype employees will become CxOs. (YES)
- Someone dies, unable to Skype for emergency help. (DON’T KNOW)
- You’ll be able to make iSkype voice calls on Verizon 3G before AT&T 3G. (NO)
- 100 handsets will run on Google’s Android. (YES)
- Skype will release their homemade COTTON video codec, so they don’t have to use the ones from Google‘s On2. Higher quality. Easy, free license. Independence. (NO)
- Skype.com still won’t let you log in with OpenID. (YES)
- Windows Live Messenger gets a huge boost in new user signups from Bing, Office2010, Office Live, and Windows 7. Microsoft will rock in 2010. (YES)
- LG ships a television with Skype inside. (NO)
- Mobiletelco 3 ships its third generation Skypephone. (YES)
- An angry entertainer tweets to a million followers her PC crashed and lost all her Skype history. So she’s switching to… (NO)
- Skype opens a mobile research lab in India. (NO)
- Gizmo5 features migrate to Google’s plumbing and Google Voice. (YES)
- A Harvard Business Review case will feature a Skype-related issue. (NO)
- A Fortune 500 company (not eBay) will provide Skype for Windows for their employees. (NO)
- Volunteers phonebank using Skype on behalf of a national EU political candidate’s campaign’s. (NO)
- A lobbyist slips a Skype-hostile measure into a US law on behalf of incumbent telcos before Skype can muster opposition. (NO. Weak net neutrality rules didn’t require laws).
- The Skype store will sell a netbook with Skype preinstalled (NO).
- The BigTelco industry pressures Nokia, so it never preinstalls Skype on its Series 60 line for the US market. (YES)
- Skype relaunches its
softwareplatform developer program mid-year. (YES) - Skype’s unreasonable Broadcast Terms of Service keeps it off new dramatic television programs and out of movies all year. (YES)
- A court will find Skype guilty in a class action suit related to collecting small sums of money from customers but not offering service or prompt refunds. (NO)
- Skype will offer to buy Tokbox for its browser-based video. (DON’T KNOW)
- Skype revenue per minute called will continue rising from $0.06 as Skype trunking starts to contribute. (DON’T KNOW)
- Skype will top $900 million in revenue. (DON’T KNOW)
- Skype will sell small businesses pricing plans making it easy to budget and buy. (NO)
- An IETF working group publishes avatar portability protocols. (NO)
- 23 million people will log in to Skype at the same time. (YES. 25.)
- 180 million new Skype accounts, about 500k daily. (DON’T KNOW)
- Someone Skypes from a Virgin Galactic space flight. (NO)
- Skype loses juicy US government contracts over the TOM-Skype security compromises.You don’t know when someone you’re talking with is using a TOM-Skype client with monitoring software from Chinese security agencies. An audit will show Skype on 500K federal employee computers anyway. (NO)
- Skype relaunches Skype for Android. Android Skypers have more dialtone per user than the iPhone or Skype Lite. (YES)
- Zombies become the new Vampires. (YES)
- Tom Green Show‘s corps of Skyping fans will continue to Skype into the show while he is on the road with his new Standup Comedy Tour. (YES)
- Skype-like features become generic, included in every communications and collaboration product shown at Demo, TechCrunch50, Telephony Startup Camp and similar product launchpads. (YES)
- BT/Ribbit adds video support to its platform for programmers. (NO)
- Voicemail to email transcription becomes a standard feature in most markets for mobile and home phone service. (NO. I can’t honestly describe what I get in the email as transcription.)
- United Nations rescue and recovery teams standardize on Skype. (NO. But almost!)
- Skype sponsors a Festivus site for the public "airing of grievances" and videos of your "Feats of Strength." (NO. Dagnabit.)
Hudson Barton predicts a 2010 peak of 27,695,335 Skype users online, Total "real users" will be 67,596,505. (NO. A touch high on the peak: 25,706,903 actual. Same for Real Users: 61,507,824.)
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