Unfounded #WWDC Rumors and Wishful Thinking

With a few minutes to go before Steve Jobs takes the stage at 10AM Pacific, here are a few completely unfounded rumors.

1. Skype for iPad design actually inspires me to buy an iPad.
2. iChat for iPhone 4 gives Skype a run for its money.
3. iPhone 4 supports Bluetooth for stereo headset and mic
4. iPhone 4 supports Bluetooth for keyboards
5. New line of Macs will run iPhone OS4 apps.
6. Apple builds iChat into Safari, calls it HTML5
7. iPhone 4 comes with built-in kick stand (like the Evo)
8. Pushed alert messages can pass data to apps, and launch them.
9. Apple buys Skype, renames it iChat
10. Skype for iPhone 4 includes multiparty video calling. Hit your cap in one call.
11. Skype for iPad rejected for being scriptable and tailored by other apps
12. Steve Jobs keynote snippets available on the iTunes store as ringtones
13. Apple TV upgrade comes with iSkype for living rooms
14. New smartmouse doubles as a smartphone, trackpad as a speakerphone